This is certainly a good nation filled with good individuals but what effective is ‘good’ in times like these?

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That Handsome Devil

People often ask me
„Godforbid“ they say
„You’re quite the ladies guy
What’s your key? „

You too may be swimmin’ in women
Afloat in seas of ovaries
But more importantly
Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes
You have diamond when you look at the rough
Or colored lenses and a rough stripper called Diamond

Lets recreate the scene make think you’re at a table seat
Talking playfully to your waitress at your local destination to eat
Way underneath the apron, Maybeline
Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease
She’s a babe, and 8 at least
You desire to push the bowl of quesadillas regarding the dining dining dining table and distribute them angel’s wings
But you cannot state a thing?
When you don’t excel with women
They sell prescription medications on television
May cause loss in appetite
Malnutrition, dizzy spells
And various bells were ringing
And that is where I appear in and provide ‘em just a little additional assist to get ‘em

(You can not get)
The truth is self- confidence is vital to any situation
(inside her jeans)
We all have actually insecurities
So why don’t you grow your self- confidence in the insecurities of others
(However you do not)
Hey, she is going to <> somebody
(Give a damn)
so just why not your

The drunker you are
The easier it really is getting laid
But the harder it is <>
you may need to picture exactly just exactly what it really is this months
Whoever you have been think of
The girl during the Pizza Hut
Midgets, nuns
What ever small neglect it was
And having a small perseverance, only a little luck
If you occur to provide enough
Maybe you could get it

Now an is meant become fun
Instant satisfaction, a roller coaster
But no body would like to get stuck over and over
Going house to your roller coaster
It’s difficult to watch your shows
And do your homework
And once the trip you rode is over
It’ll price significantly more than a roll of quarters

(You can not get)
Pull out
I discover how warm and good it feels
(In her jeans)
But its gettin’ crowded ’round here
Please, pull out
(However you don’t)
If its not the only you need to remain with
You can steer clear of the face
(provide a damn)
But not the abbreviation
Taking repayments from your own paycheck
You can perform it, take out

Men have just what I call a „Columbus Complex“
Other individuals might have been there
But we still desire to feel just like we discovered it
So do not tell the quantity that you done it with
Your summers in Columbia
once you had been young and done a lot of dumber <>
Rambunctious kids
Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists
Sponges, plastic gloves, and whips, oven mitts
Now a well trimmed individual area, that is nice
But why’s she therefore prepared?
You do not assume
That she never ever understands
whenever she might show somebody?
Now think of that before going steady
Or perhaps at your own personal wedding

(You can not get)
If she is your girlfriend
Leave her alone along with your friends
(In her pants)
Now, I do not expect no virgin
But allow ‘em you will need to screw her
If she actually is flirting, or
( you don’t)
It will not work man
Get rid of her
And grab yourself a new girlfriend
(Give a damn)
The guaranteed exchange rate
At this party she actually is an 8
At the club a 7
At my apartment a 10
Environment dictates
The early morning after
She may slip up to a 3
‘Cause several things are better just to lust for

(This conclude the introductory segment regarding the Godforbid self-help collection. )

Hey, rest along with other races
Help out worldwide relations

(For further behavioral directions, consult the nearest strip club, and/or alcohol shop. Many thanks, and revel in your self. )

(whether or perhaps not it’s not usually the one you would like simply let it go)
(whether it’s not usually the one you need simply overlook it)
(if it is not the main one you need simply overlook it)

(it is a good nation filled with good individuals but what effective is ‘good’ in times like these? )

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